The Original Mustache

Oh sure the Recombobulator is cute and all, but let's not lose sight of the ORIGINAL overwrought 'tache before hipsters appropriated it.

This is a card banging on all cylinders. Killer flavor text, overdone symbolism (snake eyes on the dice, balance out of kilter), and about the only card in all of Fallen Empires that I can even vaguely recall. A brassclaw something-or-other?

But most of all:

Your move.