Breaking: Crackgate II

Here from the tournament floor, I bring breaking news of a recent player suspension. It seems that Gerry Giraffe has engaged in excessive bullying through social media by posting "selfies" exposing the lack of well fitting pants in Stefan's living room. The players are all but "cracking up". In a rebuttal, the group of occasional magic players has had Gerry suspended from further drafts until 2017.

Some of the pictures depict only subtly exposed skin such as the following.

More egregious postings include clear visibility of a deep crevice, as can be seen below.

The latter was particularly damning to Gerry's character as it also evidences his apparent massive alcohol consumption at the event. These behaviors have no place in the distinguished world of competitive magic. 

The smug smile on Gerry's face makes it clear the photos were taken with expressed interest in embareassing the delicate magic community. 

We hope everyone can move on after this incident, and be comfortable showing up for events without the fear of bullying. Even if they are skanky little hoes with tramp stamps.